Let's Introduce Ourselves (Pt. One)

(still thinking of a theme song for this one)

The introduction of ones-self to another person, can be considered a fundamental part of life. Whether it be pleasantries with your grocery store cashier, co-workers in a new work environment, a friend of a friend, or that 'one' you've been searching for on the internet, you naturally want to make a good first impression.
Meaning... you don't want to be your TRUE self - shit, that would scare anyone off!
But if you choose to do the lying or deception thing - well, that only lasts for so long... Eventually, they're going to find out you're an asshole, so save everyone the trouble and don't lead them on with the idea that you are someone you are not.
That's the life lesson of the day, thanks for coming out!

When meeting a new person, there's a getting-to-know each other formality. You assess the other person, by their demeanor or their speech. OR in my case, you push and push to see when you've stepped over the line, and evaluate their reaction. Then, lesson leaned, line drawn.
Dating is that stupid exception that makes everything go in fast-forward. Even the talking and walking speeds up a little bit more cuz you are so eager to hold each others hand or get in each others pants (whatever your preference is, chances are you're not getting both). And EVERY TIME when you're halfway through date two life seems like an high pressure interview or interrogation. AND THAT'S WHY PEOPLE PUT OUT DATE TWO boys and girls. They just want to stop talking and start moaning already.