(theme song for this blog. The first half of lyrics are fun, but the whole song is good so...)
This is a little preview for any future boys that are attempting to woo e. I shall save you some of the interrogation (although,let's face it, that is my favorite par, because I get to talk about one of my favorite things [me])
I have a lot of rules. I can't write these down because most of them I make up as I go along. But I am attracted mainly to rockstars and assholes, so just pretend like you're one of those, and we'll get along great.
I'm 'AGAINST' a lot of things. Here is 1/2 of them:
-doctors (they've never told me anything useful)
-line-ups / waiting, for anything really (especially doctors... and rockshows)
-the lottery (people get their hopes up, and then BOOM some made-up person wins, HEARTBREAK)
-gyms (there's better ways to be active/healthy - and they cost less... get outdoors!)
-drugs (I like the natural or alcohol induced high. Besides, drugs make people die)
-sports where the outcome is pre-determined (aka, all sports)
-last names (I'm friendly enough to be on a first name, last initial basis)
-birthdays (treat every day as if it's your birthday - you should feel special always, not just once a year)-horoscopes / stars (prove me wrong if you want, but mine doesn't match me)
Oh, and ANYTHING I do, is for 3 main reasons:
1. for my amusement
2. for shock value
3. to get a reaction out of you
The most pro-found part of this blog, and my favorite quote from me:
Life is like a boxing match, I like to throw out jabs and see how people recover. You get bonus points if you fight back, cuz a lazy opponent is one that's not worth my time.
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